Old Glory Insurance: Robot Insurance

As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance.

Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration.

You need to feel safe.

And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time.