May 2012
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“Just because we can’t afford to create these things does not mean that we do not...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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April 2012
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clientsfromhell:
Client: I want you to bill me for $50k, but I’ll only pay you the $1000 you quoted me.
Me: Why would I do that?!
Client: Then I can write it off on my taxes as a business expense.
Me: That’s fraud.
Client: No, no, then you can say that I paid you $50k, and nobody is the wiser.
Me: Except then, I’d end up paying a lot of bogus tax on income I didn’t receive.
Client: What if...
March 2012
7 posts
clientsfromhell:
On the phone to someone with a website inquiry.
Client: I have this idea for a website, and I’m looking for someone to design it for me.
Me: That’s great! What kind of website is it?
Client: I don’t want to tell you.
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January 2012
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Me: “So, what do you want the website to be called?”
Client: “I’m not sure. We did have a name, but it started with a ‘W’” Me: “and…” Client: “…and I don’t want that, as it will come up at the end of the list on Google. Obviously.”
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September 2011
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+: Tumblr Blackout Day starts 12AM Saturday/Sep 3... →
yourfandomsucks:
If you are planning on participating, make sure your last tumblr post the night beforehand is “BRB Blackout”, so people know why you are gone. Also, please reblog this post so that as many people as possible know when the blackout starts.
Whatever your respective time zones are is when to…
August 2011
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